It seems that no one has a clear answer on the timely question: "What happened to Lou Bega?!" Rumors are flying around. Everything from "He became a Yeti and moved to the Antarctic" to "He decided that his one song was so annoying and he hated himself so much because of that song that he's torturing himself by putting himself in a straight-jacket and forcefully listening to the song on repeat."
But finally the truth came out. Supposedly Lou Bega decided to become a native yodeler in the Swiss alps where he dresses in silly outfits and gets respect from absolutely nobody.
That is actually a lie.
But the truth is much more sad. Lou Bega can't get past the popularity of his hit song and now makes no money and hopes that people will go to his myspace music page when they get a chance to somehow validate his existence.
Boy... that is sad... maybe he should let people use his silly song on youtube videos... maybe that would somehow help his popularity.