Rumors are running rampant that Lou Bega has fathered not one, not two, three, four five, but 34 illegitimate children around the United States during the one month of his life that people thought he was somewhat entertaining and not just the author of the most annoying song of all time.
To make matters worse, rumors state that all of the children are gross looking, and that Lou Bega doesn't pay child support because he has no money left after he lost it all in a prostitution ring in Kentucky.
Lou Bega was not asked to comment because this rumor just sounds way too true.
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